Training to Beat Goku - Or At Least Yamcha

Stay on target ...

And no, I don't mean 18 ...

Yeah, that count isn't even remotely accurate Well, shit ...

I've been busy, and that's been bad ...

Apparently it was a good month ...

I may have been premature last week ...

Me, looking in the mirror this morning, annoyed with myself Could be worse, I suppose ...

Let me tell you a story ...

What the deuce ...?

On the left, my diet - on the right, my goals I let my guard down for one second ...

I may have to start eating more ...

We laughed, we cried ...

Not true to scale .... Getting it done ...

Oh, it's you assholes again. Can't anyone else find these things?! Your wish ... has been granted ...

I really do ...

A cautionary tale about relying on technology ...

Fair warning, poop discussion ahead ...

Slow, but steady ...

Soak it in, bitches New weight: 243.4lbs!

Stay on target ...

Weekends are the devil, Bobby Bouscher!

Warning - whole lotta man flab below. Seriously, turn back now. Here there be monsters. I mean, really, even Captain Ahab is here to try and catch this white whale ... just saying. Ye have been warned.

Artist's Depiction of My Eating Habits Apparently, I like food.

Oh dear lord, we're actually doing this ...