Training to Beat Goku - Or At Least Yamcha

Stay on target ...

Yeah, that count isn't even remotely accurate Well, shit ...

I've been busy, and that's been bad ...

Apparently it was a good month ...

I may have been premature last week ...

On the left, my diet - on the right, my goals I let my guard down for one second ...

I may have to start eating more ...

We laughed, we cried ...

Not true to scale .... Getting it done ...

Oh, it's you assholes again. Can't anyone else find these things?! Your wish ... has been granted ...

Slow, but steady ...

Soak it in, bitches New weight: 243.4lbs!

Warning - whole lotta man flab below. Seriously, turn back now. Here there be monsters. I mean, really, even Captain Ahab is here to try and catch this white whale ... just saying. Ye have been warned.

Oh dear lord, we're actually doing this ...