Training to Beat Goku - Or At Least Yamcha

A cautionary tale about relying on technology ...

Fair warning, poop discussion ahead ...

Slow, but steady ...

Soak it in, bitches New weight: 243.4lbs!

Stay on target ...

Weekends are the devil, Bobby Bouscher!

Warning - whole lotta man flab below. Seriously, turn back now. Here there be monsters. I mean, really, even Captain Ahab is here to try and catch this white whale ... just saying. Ye have been warned.

Artist's Depiction of My Eating Habits Apparently, I like food.

Oh dear lord, we're actually doing this ...